> How would you brace yourself if you know for certain that a microwave is about to hit you at 35 km/h?

How would you brace yourself if you know for certain that a microwave is about to hit you at 35 km/h?

Posted at: 2015-01-07 
1) Turn your shoulder?

2) Turn your back?

3) Stare it down mano et microwave?

4) Own opinions?

This was a non sense dumb question without knowing the basic knowledge about microwave ......

Microwave travels at the speed 300000000 meter per second. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO TRAVEL AT SUCH SLOW SPEED 35KM PER HOUR.

NOBODY CAN BE ESCAPED FROM IT AS IT TRAVELS IN LIGHT SPEED.

Obviously duck. But if I were to be make contact with it, then put my hands in front. That's better than having it break my spine or shoulder. and whatnot.

How is this in engineering? Lol.

If i was traveling 35 km/hr on a bicycle, and i saw a cop with a radar gun about to measure my speed with the microwave, I would turn my shoulder to it, so the microwave would have less chance to reflect back to the cop's radar gun.

If you have time to turn a particular body part towards the microwave, you have time to move. Anyone stupid enough to get hit by something moving so slow deserves it.

Duck

(5) Throw a Jiffy Pop Container at it.

It wouldn't dare.

1) Turn your shoulder?

2) Turn your back?

3) Stare it down mano et microwave?

4) Own opinions?